Can't Keep My Nose Out of Things

Managed to get into this empty bag. Thought I would lick the inside and get it all. It is my new food—CORE Reduced Fat Formula by Wellness. Pretty good stuff.

Thank goodness the humans laughed - mumbling something about "couldn't find your way out of a paper bag."

Found Something I Did Not Like

Peeps!
Only nibbled the head on one.

Sugar Lifting Record?

Humans may lift weights. Me...I lift sugar. Managed to get a 10 pound bag of sugar out of the "secured" cabinet. Carried it about 11 feet and spilled about 2 cups. Not bad for only my second attempt. First attempt—20 feet only spilling 3 cups. That was back on the "buckwheat pancake mix-cream of wheat day" posted earlier.

Wonder which is better? Someone will do the math.

Cat Food

Found out the stick in the drawer handles is easy to move. Eureka!!! Moist cat food. Shared 10 bags with Caribou and Indigo. I did eat most of it though. I know why dogs are not supposed to eat cat food - I got very sick in the middle of the night.

The humans say I am stinker naughty. Guess that is when one is very smart and being naughty.

It is fun to listen to how the humans are going to keep me out of these drawers. Just two days ago, with one of them in the kitchen, I sauntered over to the drawers and pulled the bottom one open. Had to show my talent with one of them watching.

Fort Knox and Forgetting

Here is what some cabinets look like - they think it keeps me out. You can see I have even chipped paint working on these.

Well, guess what? I got in! The toaster "did" have an electrical cord. Not so connected anymore.

This set of drawers with the stick? It works when they remember. Otherwise, I get in. Today, for instance, ate all of the treats in that bottom drawer. I have a stomach ache!

It is always an adventure around here!

The humans say I can be calm. I think I am going to have to try that for an extended period of time. Maybe they will take a photo of that for all to see.

Blogging Takes Work

I have to rest.
No one told me it would be this hard.

The New Year

It is here. The humans encouraged a New Year's Resolution from me. Aaaaah. Why would I do that? I just want to go on a walk everyday, chase the ball that the humans throw for me to fetch, and eat some food. I would prefer people food, yet know they are giving me the weight loss stuff. 

Shenanigans are around the corner.